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imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
reverseracist:

let’s review the ratings *filters the white reviews*

reverseracist:

let’s review the ratings *filters the white reviews*

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

jano-ptv-bro:

5sos-official:

#5sosTargetEmployeesOfTheMonth :D http://youtu.be/q7RprviOXAc

#5SOSTHEALBUM
Target (with trading cards): http://tgt.biz/VVdAHB
iTunes deluxe: http://po.st/Hguvl8
Google Play: http://po.st/sCWRTk
Webstore physicals: http://po.st/v8K3Gj

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